OK- this is odd. I usually don't wear rings, even though I like to. But I remembered today why I don't usually wear rings and that is because they cause the skin on my fingers to erupt in some kind of an allergic rash. So now I have this burnt-looking band on my left ring finger. It looks like my alliance with the unholy caused my skin to burn under the metal. It looks like I am allergic to the idea of marriage.
Maybe I am.
I f&*king hate Valentines Day.