So, here's a rundown. Republicans are supposed to be the party of small government. But:
-The federal government can intervene in this situation, this situation, this situation and this situation.
I won't even get started on the whole "party of fiscal responsibility" thing (at this point, the Republican Party is as much the party of fiscal responsibility as Michael Jackson is the King of Pop) but come ON, Republicans. This president is making an ass of all of you.