So, I came to the conclusion that he's like Lyle Lanley from the Marge vs. Monorail episode of "The Simpsons." He's just taking our money and making it sound good so we all think it's our idea.
And so, FlipYrWhig ran with the idea and rewrote the song to fit the new analogy:
Why do this while the deficit mounts?
You'll all own personal accounts!
Didn't you use to call them 'private'?
The system hurts, so we'll revive it!
What if our investments crash?
Think of all the extra cash!
Isn't the system still quite solvent?
Relax and let your Preznit resolve it!
I say it's America's only choice,
Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Personal...
You're doing this without a reason!
Arrest that man, he's speaking treason!
FlipYrWhig • 3/3/05; 11:45:48 AM