Friday, April 08, 2005
Rest assured, America- fat idiots with rifles have your back.
What do you bet these people change their tune when tomatoes reach $7 per pound?
The money shot, of course, comes from Norbizness via the Houston Chronicle:
Yeah, the proud face of America, right there.
Here's what I have:
-These have all the misplaced enthusiasm of a Civil War reinactment group but none of the actual ambition.
-These people fail to see the irony that the area they are so fervently patrolling WAS MEXICO until 1848.
-I could outrun these guys. And everyone who knows me knows that I don't run.
Posted by Cassie Schoon at 12:17 PM