Friday, April 08, 2005

Rest assured, America- fat idiots with rifles have your back.

What do you bet these people change their tune when tomatoes reach $7 per pound?

The money shot, of course, comes from Norbizness via the Houston Chronicle:

Yeah, the proud face of America, right there.

Here's what I have:
-These have all the misplaced enthusiasm of a Civil War reinactment group but none of the actual ambition.
-These people fail to see the irony that the area they are so fervently patrolling WAS MEXICO until 1848.
-I could outrun these guys. And everyone who knows me knows that I don't run.


  1. It's all sooo wrong in sooo many ways!!!!! ; )

  2. Me again. Judging from that guys gut, these people don't eat veggies!! ;)

  3. That second picture makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

  4. The only thing that could possibly make Mr. Breaux, he of the triple-digit waistline, would be to pull a George W. on the binoculars.

  5. you guys laugh, but that breaux cat doesn't only catch illegals, he eats them, too.

  6. Imagine the damage these nut-filled dough-balls could inflict if they actually had brains and ambition.

    We're talking S.F.'s Harvey Milk center under seige, Mann's Chinese Theatre going up like the Bamiyan Buddhas, mosques and synagogues and Planned Parenthood clinics collapsing in flames across the country.

    Thank god they're so addicted to scratching their asses and scarfing Sonic burgers...