Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Tuesday lists

FUN WITH REAL SPAM SUBJECT HEADINGS:

- Mr. Colon has $624,932 for your family

Well, tell Mr. Colon he can cram it!

- Penis broken? This will fix it.

Uh . . . it was like that when I got here.

- 36hrs to make love!!! thats just crazy

. . . like a FOX!

- Bedroom tips

Tip one: paint one wall a contrasting color to create the illusion of depth.

- hub psyche woodard invest hydrothermal tahiti

uh huh.

- Don't be an asshole, Eileen.

Yeah, come on, Eileen.

1 comment:

  1. Can I get a towel over here? I seem to have gotten coffee all over my keyboard.

    And can you forward me the penis broken email? It's for a, uh, my cousin.

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