Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Tuesday lists

SCREEN NAMES OF MEMBERS OF WWW.FAIRECHASERS.COM, A RENAISSANCE FAIRE ENTHUSIAST SITE:

-WaywardWendy
-Sir Clisto
-FaeandMerfolk
-Joustwarrior
-LadyWolfsong
-Yopo
-Duncan Mcguyver
-siouxlandrenwench
-rennusgeekus
-Richard
-PubWench (damn, someone beat me to it!)


TOWN NAMES THAT WOULD PROBABLY DISAPPOINT, IF TAKEN AS DESCRIPTORS FOR THE TOWNS THEMSELVES

-Surprise, Nebraska
-What Cheer, Iowa
-Zap, North Dakota
-Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina
-Romance, Arkansas

THINGS THAT, DESPITE THEIR BEST EFFORTS, VARIOUS SINGERS/BANDS CAN'T DO:

-Drive 55
-Go On Living Without You
-Make You Love Me
-Get Next To You
-Help Falling In Love With You
-Forget
-Wait
-Tell You Why
-Get Behind That

THINGS THAT VARIOUS SINGERS/BANDS JUST PLAIN WON'T DO:

-Dance
-Back Down
-Be Your Yoko Ono (extra bonus points for whoever knows who won't do that)
-Grow Up
-Crap Out

7 comments:

  1. Meatloaf!!! woo hoo!!! ; )

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  2. Bare Naked Ladies. The reason I know, many people have said that Steven Page and I look and act like twins separated at birth.

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  3. Sorry, Corndog, the Bare Naked Ladies sing "You COULD be my Yoko Ono." Thanks for playing . . .

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  4. hippy wins! Dar Williams wont' be your Yoko Ono. Now, who can't get behind that?

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  5. Can Duncan Mcguyver jimmy his way out of a dungeon with nothing but a turkey leg and his cape broach?

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  6. William Shatner and Henry Rollins sing "I Can't Get Behind That" on WS' new album, "Has Been."

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