Wednesday, April 06, 2005

You can have my uterus when you pry it from my cold, dead abdomen.

I need to create a new Java app that will count down the days until this tool reaches the end of his term.

A "freedom of religion" argument is being used to DENY rape victims the information they need to not carry a rapist's child to term. Nevermind that taking or not taking the morning-after pill is hardly a religious practice. Nevermind that it has been proven time and again by science that the morning-after pill is NOT an abortifacient (of course, here's where any whackjob would dismiss scientific findings as having a liberal slant and dang that Planned Parenthood for wanting to make bank on all those abortions and sales of Plan B!).

So freedom of religion means that you can essentially force a woman to carry the child of her rapist by denying her basic emergency contraception information. And freedom of religion means that you can force people to say the pledge of allegiance, with the "under God" and everything. And freedom of religion means you can force people to pay taxes to faith-based organizations regardless of their own religious beliefs.

In conclusion, freedom of religion now means that you can be forced by informal as well as state and federal means to live by the tenets of a faith you may or may not believe in.

It's days like these that I wish Thomas Jefferson's reanimated zombie corpse would kick the asses of blowhards like Bill Owens and Dubya and Tom Delay until they cry for mercy. A secular humanist zombie whuppin. That's what this country needs.

2 comments:

  1. Well, he could just kick them so hard their p*&#$es come out there eyes...

    :-D

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  2. A secular humanist zombie whuppin. That's what this country needs.

    You scout locations and I'll whip up a script.

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