Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Ann Coulter is dating. A democrat.

A Socialite's Life: Ann Coulter Archives

Things that are wrong with this:
1. Ann Coulter is dating a man.
2. Ann Coulter is dating a democrat.
3. Ann Coulter's democrat boyfriend is in his 20s.
4. Ann Coulter's democrat boyfriend is a country singer.

Ann Coulter is dating a 20-something democrat country singer.

Has the world gone topsy turvy?! What's next, will Lynne Cheney and Carson Kressley be seen together at Spago?

9 comments:

  1. But, but... dating often involves intimate contact... Ann Coulter? A human touching Ann Coulter?

    If you could see me now, you'd see me shuddering.

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  2. Ewww! I almost spewed coffee over the keyboard. I feel like I need to shower. Ohh the images.. the horror!

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  3. Based upon Lynne Cheney's lesbian themed novel, she might be more likely to have some Chai with Melissa Etheridge. How's that for an image you don't want?

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  4. Well, they spotted an ivory-billed woodpecker after 60 years, so there are some amazing things out there yet to be discovered.

    Frankly, I'd rather hear about the woodpecker.

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  5. Hey, give the kid a break, he's still in his twenties.

    Let's take bets on how long it will last...ok let's just forget the whole thing.

    Mustang, as a closet ornithologist, I find the Ivory-billed spotting a tremendously exciting event. There are quite a few Pileated's and flickers in my hood and I love to hear that laugh of the Pileated and the cluck-squawk of the flicker. Pretty interesting creatures to observe.

    Yeah, my life is exciting.

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  6. This could only mean one thing:

    The Rapture is Near

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  7. That is certainly interesting, but I'm not going to speculate......
    hahahahahhaha

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  8. i dont think i have every seen her. one time i thought i seen her in a national dog show......she didnt win.

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