Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Tuesday Lists

A SELECTION OF NAMES BELONGING TO MY UNCLE CHRIS' MANY CATS

1. Marilyn Monroe
2. Jack Kennedy
3. Izzie
4. Valentino
5. Caruso
6. Salvatore
7. Babs
8. Ma Barker
9. Crazy Tiger Mama
10. Big Orange Dude
11. Louie Monkey Butt
12. Madonna
13. Bat Cat
14. Sméagol
15. Guido
16. The General


TWOFER TUESDAY!

NAMES I'VE GIVEN TO THE CHARACTERS IN THE SOAP OPERA MY ROOMMATE WATCHES DURING MY LUNCH HOUR:

1. Groaning Man
2. Woman with Pointy Cheekbones
3. Slapping Lady
4. Bipolar Lady Who Spits When She Talks
5. Overpoweringly Handsome Guy
6. Too-Much-Eyeshadow Lady
7. Always-Talks-In-Voice-Over Woman
8. Old Guy Who Uses Phony Accent

1 comment:

  1. You've got the makings of a 'Name that Soap' contest.

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