OK, so after bouncing about the news websites for a while, I realized that an even better list was out there, just waiting to be organized:
BETTER HEADLINES REGARDING THE RECENT MEDICINAL MARIJUANA RULING:
1. No Chronic As a Tonic
2. The Court On High (and it's on the National Review, no less! And it's WF Buckley!!)
3. Court sends legal pot up in smoke
4. Court's ruling on marijuana reeks of 'reefer madness'
5. Court snuffs medicinal pot
6. Court’s medical marijuana ruling may do little to clear the air
7. What Were Those Justices Smoking?
8. Reefer madness: Is sanity breaking out?
9. Judges weed out medical cannabis
10. Justices uproot medical pot