Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Tuesday List

So nice I decided to post it twice:

Top Five Vietnam-themed NRO Epithets for Jessica Simpson, by HWRNMNBSOL:

5. Jessicampuchea
4. The Goof of Tonkin
3. Daisy Duc
2. Simpson Simpson French Indochinese isn't it?

And #1: The Tit Offensive

(Just "Jessicampuchea" is worth the price of admission. If there were a price of admission.)

MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER CHOICES FOR UN AMBASSADOR THAN JOHN BOLTON:

1. The Incredible Hulk
2. Yosemite Sam
3. Gary Bussey
4. Ozzy Osbourne
5. A vial of unstable hydrogen cyanide
6. A starved, baited grizzly bear
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Elizabeth Taylor
9. Dakota Fanning
10. Swamp Thing
11. Nero

4 comments:

  1. Thank you! that will be five dollars.

    John Bolton is the Ike Turner of international diplomacy. Sometimes, when the rest of the world gets a little bit uppity, it takes a strong hand to make it see daylight. I know he loves the UN; he just hurts it because deep down it's no good.

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  2. Hey,

    Love your pic of the mountains. I live in NYC now but I went to CU Boulder for undergrad and I miss the flatirons so much.

    DIVA

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  3. I swear there's a Khe San joke in there somewhere, but damn if I can figger it out...

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  4. Ya know, a creative right-winger could come up with the headline

    HANOI MEETS HAZZARD

    Anybody seen that one yet?

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