Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Tuesday list

7 HABITS OF HIGHLY UNSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE

1. Codependency
2. Purchasing of lottery tickets
3. QVC
4. Shoplifting
5. Self-medication
6. Incarceration
7. Failure

EXCERPTS FROM REVIEWS OF "A NIGHT WITHOUT ARMOR," BYJEWEL

1. "Unbelievably incoherent"
2. "Laughable"
3. "Unintentionally funny"
4. "Actually worse than her music"
5. "Blatant bastardization of the word 'poetry'"
6. "Craptastic"
7. "More than any other book on the planet, this is the one that makes me fantasize about having the power to cause things to spontaneously burst into flame."
8. "Hi Jewel, this is Poetry. I don't believe we've met."
9. "Repulsive."
10. "What has poetry done to deserve this?"

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