But this is what it said:
As I was leaving yesterday afternoon, I noticed you washing your car and I think you are very pretty. If you don't have a boyfriend, I would like to take you out but if you do have a boyfriend please disregard my note. I am 29 years old, 6'5 and have an athletic build (phonenumber)
May it also be known that I wasn't doing any kind of Paris Hilton theatrics while washing the car. And I hadn't showered and looked every bit of my three hours of sleep after a Stoli and the Beers concert on Saturday.
Speaking of novel approaches, how about nominating someone as a chief justice who has never presided over a case!
That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that makes the Bush administration special.
Of course, when my cat thinks out of the box, the result is much the same. A big shitty mess.