Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Tuesday list, Turkey Day Edition

REPLACING RANDOM WORDS WITH 'YAM' IN THE TITLES OF TIM LAHEY'S 'LEFT BEHIND' SERIES

1. "Left Behind: A Novel of the Yam's Last Days"

2. "Glorious Appearing: The End of Yams"

3. "Apollyon: The Yam Is Unleashed"

4. "Soul Harvest: The Yam Takes Sides"

5. "The Remnant: On the Yam of Armageddon"

6. "Tribulation Force: The Continuing Drama of Yams Left Behind"

7. "Assassins: Assignment: Jerusalem, Target: Yam" (ed. note- is this not the lamest book title ever?)

8. "The Regime: Evil Yams"

2 comments:

  1. one of my fave dc-interning moments was on the train from bme to wdc; two old black ladies had the seat across from me and were discussing an upcoming installment in the left behind series: "i just can't wait for the next book, because that's when jesus joins the battle."

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  2. Two colons in one title? Yeesh.

    When I worked at the library a couple of years ago a woman checked out a random sampling of, like, five out of eight graphic-novel versions of the series. "My grandson reads comics, but he don't read the Bible," she said, answering a question I hadn't asked out loud. "I'm hopin' this'll trick 'em."

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