Or perhaps, "Mmmmmm, cupcakes"
"I haven't seen the Coke Fairy since '83."
Jeez! you got no tits at ALL, d'ya, little girl? Mebbe we can get you some help from FEMA, or something...Brownie???
"Mr President, see this hand behind my back? COCKPUNCH"
"I'm sorry, but like I told Karl, he can't borrow my tutu."
"Mr. President, see this hand behind my back?" NUTCRACKER
Bush: Aren't ja sweet? Ya'll look jus' like Laura when I met her.Ballerina:[clenching teeth]Must...keep...smiling...
"No no, I said I wanted a belly dancer for the White House Christmas party."
Wait till he finds out that Mehlman booked a transvestite instead of a representative of the Bolshoi. Naughty Mehlman!
Ballerina: Do you enjoy "The Nutcracker"?Dear Leader: Every time I fall off my bike.
"Aw, I don' wanna have my posture lesson today!"