Monday, December 05, 2005

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"And for my third wish, I want Harry Reid to get off my freakin' case."

"Mr. President, I'm just a ballerina. I'm not your fairy godmother."

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  1. Or perhaps, "Mmmmmm, cupcakes"

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  2. "I haven't seen the Coke Fairy since '83."

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  3. Jeez! you got no tits at ALL, d'ya, little girl? Mebbe we can get you some help from FEMA, or something...Brownie???

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  4. "Mr President, see this hand behind my back? COCKPUNCH"

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  5. "I'm sorry, but like I told Karl, he can't borrow my tutu."

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  6. "Mr. President, see this hand behind my back?" NUTCRACKER

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  7. Bush: Aren't ja sweet? Ya'll look jus' like Laura when I met her.

    Ballerina:[clenching teeth]Must...keep...smiling...

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  8. "No no, I said I wanted a belly dancer for the White House Christmas party."

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  9. Wait till he finds out that Mehlman booked a transvestite instead of a representative of the Bolshoi. Naughty Mehlman!

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  10. Ballerina: Do you enjoy "The Nutcracker"?

    Dear Leader: Every time I fall off my bike.

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  11. "Aw, I don' wanna have my posture lesson today!"

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