Got tons of work to do today, but I might have some very exciting news by the weekend.
Oooh, it's so exciting . . .
Meantime, talk amongst yourselves. Topic: Alito sez he can't answer questions that might come up in future trials. Imagine if any job interview could be conducted this way.
MANAGER AT PERKINS: Well, Mr. Alito, do you have any experience as a short-order cook?
ALITO: I can't tell you whether or not I have any past experience making a skillet scramble. I don't want that to affect the quality of any future skillet scrambles I may be asked to make.