Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Tuesday Wednesday List: Valentines Day is Coming edition

ALL THE WRONG PLACES TO LOOK FOR LOVE:

1. Omaha
2. Between the couch cushions
3. The backseat of a 1973 Buick
4. eHarmony.com.
5. Local high schools
6. Your spam folder
7. Prison

6 comments:

  1. also--
    a britney spears concert
    abbodonza pizzeria
    the our center
    outside of an abortion clinic
    salt lake city
    boulder
    the alley behind our house (unless you find "do you smoke pot?" to be a charming come-on)

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  2. what about high schools that are like in different towns?

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  3. OT:
    Hey gal - I DO have something for you - did you follow the link? I saw it and thought of you immediately from the threads over on Eschaton. Do you have a handy PO box where I could mail it to you? You can email me at chemparrot@yahoo.com and I'll pop it in the mail for ya. (If you don't want it, it's going on the front of my iBook, I'm telling ya!)

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  4. what about the young republicans club, any military outpost and the situation room?

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  5. I call Denver, 'Omaha in the Mountains.' It's not quite as bad, but there's not much to make fun of other cow towns from a place known for an omlette and an airport. -- Andy

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  6. At Gilley's in Pasadena, TX, especially now that it's been torn down for the last 22 years.

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