Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Just making some pudding for the apocalypse . . .

Today on NPR they covered a trip that Cheney had made to a bar in Ohio. After quoting a few of his half-assed jokes (watching Cheney tell a joke must be like watching Stalin do a puppet show) and interviewing a few of the local freaktards (I support the TROOPS! I support the PREZNIT!) they asked an older woman what she thought of Cheney's appearance.

I'm not sure what she said exactly, but it came down to this: "It was really great to see the Vice President. It made me feel like a real American."

Now, I've talked at length about what makes a "real American." But what really bothers me is this sort of fucked up Divine Right of Kings philosophy that so many Americans adopt with respect to their elected officials. I mean, just yesterday, the self-same NPR station had an in-depth segment on the shifting rationales for the war, which included flat-out, bald-faced audiotaped LIES from the likes of Cheney and Condi and Bush himself. Lies. Not regrettable missteps, nothing that could be thought to be out-of-context, just lies that these people were telling the American people. And yet, here is someone who finds the mere presence of a lying evil elected official to be inspiring and somehow fulfilling.

I guess it is really no coincidence that these people are usually also very Christian. When it comes down to it, their faith is unwavering because the idea of a leader who doesn't care for them is as frightening as the idea of an atheistic world. If Bush doesn't care about them, what if God doesn't care about them? What if they are truly uncared-for by any cosmic or governmental powers?

It's a scary thought. And we all know how much Americans like being comforted.


  1. >What if they are truly uncared-for by any cosmic or governmental powers?

    They might have to grow up, and stop looking for Daddy to take care of them?

  2. I heard that show as well this morning on the way in to work. The quote from that woman actually included the following (just before the 'It was really nice to see Dick..."):

    "I have no idea what he said, but..."

    I'm serious. No sh*t. She actually said that. And voted for him twice before. I only started to feel better when they closed the piece by walking across the street and interviewing another Ohio resident. When asked if everyone around that area supports Cheney, she replied:

    "Oh hell no."

  3. "What's good for Halliburton is good for Amerika" F-You Cheney, your truly VICE president

    p.s. With apology to Pogo Possom